Agreed. If you haven't got the message already after seven years of mainstream media coverage about Bitcoin and crypto, then you only have yourself to blame.

P.S. The unofficial alternate title to this article should be Panic at the Crypto.

Probably one of the worst dad jokes you'll hear in a while.

P.P.S. Scott, a couple of years ago, you mentioned you bought some COIN stock towards the peak. Fortunately, it looks like it'll be back in black soon.

Hopefully, you held onto it or better still, converted it to MSTR or some 1000x meme coin since then. ;-)